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Atrasada em uma semana, devo lhe dizer parabéns. 
Parabéns por me aguentar, me apoiar e me fazer feliz, você foi minha luz em muitos momentos. Obrigada pelo carinho. 
Um ano em tantos outros que virão. 
E como passou rápido. Dizem que o tempo voa quando você se diverte, está ai a prova. 
Já lhe disse tudo que queria cara a cara, no papel e por mensagem, aqui vai só mais uma prova que te amo, torresminho.
Esse final de semana ao seu lado deixou ainda mais claro: é você que eu quero e nem a distância, a chatice e a bobeira vai tirar a ideia de passar o resto dos meus dias ao seu lado da cabeça.
Lá se foi um ano e lá vem mais um. O futuro que nos aguarde. 
Te amo (mais). 
❤️

Atrasada em uma semana, devo lhe dizer parabéns. 
Parabéns por me aguentar, me apoiar e me fazer feliz, você foi minha luz em muitos momentos. Obrigada pelo carinho. 
Um ano em tantos outros que virão. 
E como passou rápido. Dizem que o tempo voa quando você se diverte, está ai a prova. 
Já lhe disse tudo que queria cara a cara, no papel e por mensagem, aqui vai só mais uma prova que te amo, torresminho.
Esse final de semana ao seu lado deixou ainda mais claro: é você que eu quero e nem a distância, a chatice e a bobeira vai tirar a ideia de passar o resto dos meus dias ao seu lado da cabeça.
Lá se foi um ano e lá vem mais um. O futuro que nos aguarde. 
Te amo (mais). 
❤️

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Old but gold ❤️

Old but gold ❤️

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tarntino:

james franco gets busted for soliciting sex from an underage girl. media: franco made a mistake, and has apologized. he hopes to move past this incident and focus entirely on his career from now on.

jennifer lawrence’s nude photos are stollen from her phone. media: when will these actresses learn to control themselves?? this scandal has surely damaged what remains of her career!

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captainbutttouch:

pandavalkyrie:

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

I worked at Regal when Quantum of Solace came out. That was a wonderful time to be in the box office.

I went to see Les Misérables and I said “One ticket to the Miserable movie.” 

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arssolum:

arssolum:

i entered the friendzone but all I found were enemies

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fuck you charmin i didnt ask

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pervysempai:

titty-meat:

malformalady:

A man in Japan claims he has made a pet of what is reputed to be the world’s most aggressive insect, the lethal Japanese giant hornet. The 2in-long insects - which can fly at up to 25 mph - are feared for their powerful, poisonous stings that are responsible for about 40 fatalities in Japan every summer. The high death rate makes them the second most lethal animal in Japan, after man. Twitter user Mikuru625 reportedly captured the hornet with a butterfly net and then held it with tweezers while he removed its sting and poison sacs. After that, he put a string lead around its thorax, and now the harmless hornet goes everywhere with him. ‘He does bite occasionally but it doesn’t really hurt,’ said its owner.

he is to be feared

irl pokemon

pervysempai:

titty-meat:

malformalady:

A man in Japan claims he has made a pet of what is reputed to be the world’s most aggressive insect, the lethal Japanese giant hornet. The 2in-long insects - which can fly at up to 25 mph - are feared for their powerful, poisonous stings that are responsible for about 40 fatalities in Japan every summer. The high death rate makes them the second most lethal animal in Japan, after man. Twitter user Mikuru625 reportedly captured the hornet with a butterfly net and then held it with tweezers while he removed its sting and poison sacs. After that, he put a string lead around its thorax, and now the harmless hornet goes everywhere with him. ‘He does bite occasionally but it doesn’t really hurt,’ said its owner.

he is to be feared

irl pokemon

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msruhhnoir:

myokcupidtragedy:

subarbievol:

Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman

ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ

Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.

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timelordsandladies:

The Ladies of the Justice League

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fuckyeah-nerdery:

Aquaman cut off his own hand to save his son and people think this guy sucks.

(Source: nthmetal)

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musclemartini:

teddythemonster:

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funnyordie:

via Cop v. Black Guy

100% accurate

this is no exaggeration.
it gets this intense, that fast, for no reason.

true

THE STORMTROOPER!!! LMAO

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